Was lazy initially to post this but since I told my senior about it, might as well just put it here. HAHA!
It was Prom Night. It was all impromptu. I didn’t came up with this specially. Anyway, I killed many girls and guys alike with this 2 uh, lame jokes in your terms. Here goes:
Trick 1: Used On Those Trying to Find People
At Pan Pacific, the ballroom is quite big, spanning from east to the west. I was bored. I’m at the West side of the ballroom.
Girl: Ken! Did you see (someone’s name) around?
Ken: OH yeah of course. He’s at the other side of the ball room, but don’t bother finding him. You’ll never reach him by foot
Girl: Why?
Ken: Cause he’s at FAR EAST(plaza)!!
Senior’s comment: That joke is so you! HAHA
Trick 2: Used on those that amazes
At Prom Night, people do a lot of things that amazes you, e.g. the way they talk, they way they dress.
Ken: Wow Mary(dummy name), I’m stunned
Mary: Why?
Ken: You dress up nicely. Here, I give you a bird in return for stunning me!
Mary: Huh? Bird?
Ken: You know when you’re stunned, you see those birds hovering in circles over your head? That’s it. I just grab one of them for you
Mary: ….
I personally don’t like trick 2. On both tricks, I didn’t know they will be so well received though. Lame tricks makes the world go around. And WENS, i think my blog is more alive than yours! Dinner soon =) Oh I think you can start a food restaurant chain. You know WENS, it sounds like… … HANS! Hoho